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Next week is the Kentucky Fried All-Star Game. Conference leaders, please submit your rosters.
| League | Conference | Manager |
| Original Recipe | KeyStoner | doug |
| Original Recipe | Empire | schottsie |
| Bleague | Iverson | zzRay |
| Bleague | Marbury | dbenson1981 |
| Greatest Show | Big Top | zzRay |
| Greatest Show | Western | mike |
| Turnpike | Eastern | zzRay |
| Turnpike | Western | aikdog |
| Sugar Ray | Robinson | colonel |
| Sugar Ray | Leonard | zzRay |
| Johnnie Walker All-Stars | Yankee | younggod |
| Johnnie Walker All-Stars | Dukes Of Hazard | colonel |
| Travishamockery | Apple | broham |
| Travishamockery | Western | nyper |
| Crazy 88s | Larry Bird | yryen |
| Crazy 88s | Magic | broham |
Based on last year's draft dates/times for each league and the minister of defense's availability this year (he ties the knot with Ms. minister of defense in mid-october) following are our projected draft dates for the 2009 season.
Here's wishing a great draft and great season to all. And to Leigh a good life!
3.5 Day Hamsters...
Travishamockery Draft
Draft Starts: Friday 10/2
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 9/30
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/1
Crazy 88s Draft
Draft Starts: Friday 10/9
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/7
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/8
Turnpike Draft
Draft Starts: Friday 10/23
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/21
Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/22
Bee League Draft
Draft Starts: Tuesday 10/27
3.5 Day Hamster
4 Rounds per Day
10 minutes between picks
Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 10/25
Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 10/26
7 Day Hamsters...
Johnnie Walker Draft
Draft Starts: Thursday 10/1
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 9/29
Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 9/30
Greatest Show Draft
Draft Starts: Saturday 10/3
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 10/1
Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 10/2
Sugar Ray Draft
Draft Starts: Thursday 10/22
7 Day Hamster
2 Round per Day
15 minutes between picks
Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST
Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/20
Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/21
Read the Broham's latest musings on our 2009 Summer rankings here:
http://kfba.net/cs/blogs/broham/default.aspx
Also find the answers to all your urgent questions!
Are there enough shots in Memphis now that ZBo has joined the Grizzled circus?
What are the Colonel's latest fascist designs on this great Kentucky Fried nation?
I can't say it any better than I did back in 2006:
Decisions, decisions. This time of year we are faced with some hard ones. Watch the NBA finals live and TiVo the National Spelling Bee? Or watch the Bee live and flip to the game on commercials. Should I trade my late fourth round pick now or wait to see what I get in the fifth? Do I sign with Texas or go for more money back east? If these are the issues you've been losing sleep over, we also have a major announcement, Roger Clemens.
The 2006-07 2009-10 Kentucky Fried draft lottery is under way! Picks are scrolling by on the KFBA.NET lotto ticker right now!
Our annual draft lottery celebration is legendary. We were lucky enough to have Ms. Anna Ova picking the lottery balls again this year. As she selects each pick, the wonders of technology make that pick instantly tradable. Relive the moments as told by Schottsie in our latest article, Lottorific '06.
Remember, this year we assigned picks in the top four rounds based on your team's performance. Round one was determined by the post-season, with the second round mirroring the first. Round three was based on your regular season ranking, with the fourth round mirroring the third. Round five is just dumb luck. Make sense? Who cares! There are picks to trade. Get on the website and check it out.
-leigh
Minister of Defense
Kentucky Fried Basketball Association
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=1
This is Northhampton's 1st OR title. They become the 8th team to win the coveted championship. Their win over the NY Schottsies gives the KeyStoner conference a 6-4 lifetime edge over the Empire.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=8
With their win over the St Louis Tigers, the Chicago Rattlers put dlbass on the coveted OR entry list - prime position for an OR invite the next time there is an opening.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=10
The Manteno Jake-a-moles take down the 2-time champion Oinktown Flying Pigs in a nail biter, earning the Western Conference its 2nd consecutive title.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=12
The Joker's victory evens up the Turnpike all-time interconference record at 3 wins a piece.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=16
And in his 6th season, green17 finally gets his Sugar Ray title. (His 1st since he blew away the competition in the original Money League 5 years ago.) Congrats Green17!!!
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=101
Younggod's Haters defeated the San Diego Chicken in the tight finals matchup of the league that ranked 2nd overall last season (and has placed in the top 3, three years running.) This was rdr's 2nd finals loss in the J-Dub.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=102
Mr. Mastodon Farm trounced their way to a 2nd title (the 4th for the Apple conference) in the first league to ever employ the top ranked Lock.
http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=116
A 40 point drubbing of the Buenos Aires Suns in the Crazy 88 Finals does mrobison's Eagle franchise proud.
Note that league histories and all-time records have been updated to include the 2009 season.
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| Atlantic Division | Owner | League | Conf | Div | PPG | Streak |
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| Huntington Hicks | jonny5kids | 5-8 (.385) | 3-4 (.429) | 2-1 (.667) | 198 | L2 |
| Rolling Thunder Revue | zzRay | 3-10 (.231) | 2-5 (.286) | 2-1 (.667) | 179 | L6 |
| PHX-BOS Connect | thref23 | 3-10 (.231) | 2-5 (.286) | 1-2 (.333) | 167 | L2 |
| State College Monkeyboys | mike | 2-11 (.154) | 1-6 (.143) | 1-2 (.333) | 177 | L5 |
| Central Division | Owner | League | Conf | Div | PPG | Streak |
| Atlantis Hulks | yryen | 12-1 (.923) | 6-1 (.857) | 3-0 (1.000) | 215 | W8 |
| New York Watchmen | antonio | 12-1 (.923) | 6-1 (.857) | 2-1 (.667) | 214 | W2 |
| Connie Hawkins at Rucker Park | ciwasko | 9-4 (.692) | 5-2 (.714) | 1-2 (.333) | 215 | W3 |
| Glasgow Eagles | mrobison | 5-8 (.385) | 3-4 (.429) | 0-3 (.000) | 190 | W2 |
Regular Season Totals:
Week 1: 8-8 Week 2: 8-7-1 Week 3: 9-7 Week 4: 8-6 Week 5: 9-5 Week 6: 7-7 Week 7: 7-5-1 Week 8: 7-6 Week 9: 5-8 Week 10: 10-5 Week 11: 12-4 Week 12: 7-9 Week 13: 6-10 Week 14: 9-7 Week 15: 10-5-1 Week 16: 7-9 Week 17: 9-7 Season: 138-115-3
Wild Card Weekend Picks:
CIN -2.5 over NYJ
DAL -4 over PHI
NE -3 over BAL
GB pk over ARI
Full Playoff Predictions: DAL over MIN, NO over GB, SD over NE, IND over CIN, NO over DAL, SD over IND - Super Bowl: SD over NO
Enjoy! The 11 most exciting games of the year...
At least we beat the crap out of the schottsies before Chris Paul's knee surgery...
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Actually quite an interesting read...
http://deadspin.com/5462728/the-lone-wolf-goes-to-china
Here's what I got. Suggestions?
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Check out two options. Any recommendations?
(Dont worry about DB, there are two teams with those initials and Deron Williams and Melo are on each of them).
C1 MC Tim Duncan 43 g, 32.2 m/g, 1.118 avg
C2 PP Dwight Howard 49 g, 34.6 m/g, 1.053 avg
F1 DB Carmelo Anthony 38 g, 37.4 m/g, 1.101 avg
F2 RC Kevin Durant 48 g, 39.4 m/g, 1.075 avg
F3 McD Zach Randolph 48 g, 36.9 m/g, 0.966 avg
G1 MF Dwyane Wade 48 g, 35.9 m/g, 1.134 avg
G2 DB Deron Williams 42 g, 36.7 m/g, 0.925 avg
G3 Bos Brandon Roy 40 g, 37.8 m/g, 0.895 avg
Alternate
C1 PP Dwight Howard 49 g, 34.6 m/g, 1.053 avg
C2 Bos Shaquille O'neal 44 g, 22.7 m/g, 0.950
F1 DB Carmelo Anthony 38 g, 37.4 m/g, 1.101 avg
F2 RC Kevin Durant 48 g, 39.4 m/g, 1.075 avg
F3 McD Zach Randolph 48 g, 36.9 m/g, 0.966 avg
G1 MF Dwyane Wade 48 g, 35.9 m/g, 1.134 avg
G2 MC Corey Maggette 45 g, 30.4 m/g, 0.996 avg
G3 DB Deron Williams 42 g, 36.7 m/g, 0.925 avg
Who will play in the most exciting youth basketball game of the NBA All-Star break?
Here's last year's rookies, who are now this year's sophs...
Michael Beasley
Rudy Fernandez
Marc Gasol
Eric Gordon
Brook Lopez
OJ Mayo
Greg Oden
Derrick Rose
Russell Westbrook
Will all nine return? Who will represent this year's rookies? Can they break a 7 game winning streak by the Sophomores?
I noticed the talk about Randolph @6 was probably the best keeper in the KFBA. But in the Travishamockery League, my Saigon Tunnel Rats have Blair (.886) as a round 9 keeper. An un-tradeble player IMO. Not in the OR of course, but something to think about. Anyone think they have better? In any league? He's helped the Rats to a 9-4 mark.
| Drink Dead Clown Division | Owner | League | Conf | Div | PPG | Streak |
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| John Birch Society | zzRay | 9-4 (.692) | 6-1 (.857) | 2-1 (.667) | 207 | W2 |
| Oinktown Flying Pigs | derf | 8-5 (.615) | 4-3 (.571) | 1-2 (.333) | 211 | W1 |
| Richmond Raiders | giantjim | 8-5 (.615) | 4-3 (.571) | 1-2 (.333) | 204 | W1 |
| Caithness Eagles | mrobison | 8-5 (.615) | 5-2 (.714) | 2-1 (.667) | 199 | W5 |
| Central Division | Owner | League | Conf | Div | PPG | Streak |
| Bishkek Glory | younggod | 6-7 (.462) | 3-4 (.429) | 3-0 (1.000) | 203 | L2 |
| Chicago Stallions | dlbass | 6-7 (.462) | 3-4 (.429) | 2-1 (.667) | 203 | L1 |
| D.C. Obama-nators | squomp01 | 4-9 (.308) | 3-4 (.429) | 1-2 (.333) | 186 | L2 |
| Lenacrave SkyyKings | mbrown3877 | 0-13 (.000) | 0-7 (.000) | 0-3 (.000) | 182 | L13 |
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