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No, KFBA is not ready to take your bets. And if we were, do you really think we'd be giving away all this great advice?!

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When the sports media gets something horribly wrong, we don't always let it slide.

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Look at you guys, fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board, the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!

Presenting the Original Recipe League - now entering its eigth season of award-winning, great-tasting, low-carb goodness.

Does New Jersey exist for any other reason than getting from the South to the North? Or from the West to New York City?

The Greatest Show on the world wide web. Except its not really a show, but a League of fantasy basketball mavens. Experts that is.

We call this Kentucky Fried Basketball with Training Wheels. Which is sort of a sick joke, cause its the same ole bike the rest of KFBA uses. So don't get all cocky and ride around with your eyes closed and hands behind your back, cause you may crack your head open.

Hong Kong Phooey was in reality mild-mannered Penrod Pooch, janitor at the police station. Whenever he overheard a call to action, Penry would dive into a filing cabinet where he would change into his colorful karate outfit, then hop into his Phooeymobile, and, accompanied by his faithful cat Spot, sally forth to right whatever wrongs needed righting. He achieved his expertise through a correspondence course. During battle, he would frequently consult the textbook from it, The Hong Kong Book of Kung Fu.

Oddly enough, though the League is called the Crazy 88, it is uncertain whether it actually consists of 88 members. The reasons for the name are never stated, although the Colonel speculates that they thought "it sounded cool."

The KFBA has its first private league! Courtesy of Demockeracy.com: an online band of right wing zealots that would make Mr. Stephen Colbert himself blush. Perhaps they have come to rid the association of godless sodomites? Hurray!