Announcements

Playoffs?!

broham — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:25:00 GMT

Playoffs!? You're talking about Playoffs?!

Three and Four way tie breakers:

Greatest Show

IN: Waterford Whalers - MattG (6-10; 4-6 Conf; 196 PPG) - 4th Seed in Western Conference playoffs!?

OUT: Manteno Jake-a-moles - Diedrich88 (6-10; 4-6 Conf; 195 PPG) - 3rd Seed in Loser Bowl
Pineapple Express - Leigh (6-10; 3-7 Conf; 193 PPG) - 4th Seed in Loser Bowl
Jackie Robinson and the Los Angeles Red Devils - CIwasko (6-10; 4-6 Conf; 182 PPG) - 5th Seed in Loser Bowl

Turnpike League

IN: Columbus Buckeyes - OSUPatrick (8-8; 4-6 Conf; 203 PPG) -> 4th Seed in Eastern Conf playoffs!?

OUT: Milwaukee Mad Dogs - MattG (8-8; 4-6 Conf; 200 PPG) -> 1st Seed in Loser Bowl
Newcastle Newts - JCPeery (8-8; 4-6 Conf; 192 PPG) -> 2nd Seed in Loser Bowl

Travishamockery League

IN: Brighton Rio Grande Community College Redmen - MRobison (5-11; 4-6 Conf; 194 PPG) - 4th Seed in Western Conference playoffs!?

OUT: Spain golden team - Celtico (5-11; 2-8 Conf; 194 PPG) - 2nd in Loser Bowl
Mars Blackmon - Aztecs00 (5-11; 3-7 Conf; 188 PPG) - 3rd in Loser Bowl
Funky Fedoras - Freakingould (5-11; 4-6 Conf; 184 PPG) - 5th in Loser Bowl

Trading Deadline

leigh — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:44:00 GMT

The trading deadline for the 2009-10 season is Monday February 22 at noon eastern.

All Star Week

leigh — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:27:00 GMT

Next week is the Kentucky Fried All-Star Game. Conference leaders, please submit your rosters.

League	Conference	Manager
Original Recipe	KeyStoner	doug
Original Recipe	Empire	schottsie
Bleague	Iverson	zzRay
Bleague	Marbury	dbenson1981
Greatest Show	Big Top	zzRay
Greatest Show	Western	mike
Turnpike	Eastern	zzRay
Turnpike	Western	aikdog
Sugar Ray	Robinson	colonel
Sugar Ray	Leonard	zzRay
Johnnie Walker All-Stars	Yankee	younggod
Johnnie Walker All-Stars	Dukes Of Hazard	colonel
Travishamockery	Apple	broham
Travishamockery	Western	nyper
Crazy 88s	Larry Bird	yryen
Crazy 88s	Magic	broham

2009 Draftology

broham — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:59:00 GMT

Based on last year's draft dates/times for each league and the minister of defense's availability this year (he ties the knot with Ms. minister of defense in mid-october) following are our projected draft dates for the 2009 season.

Here's wishing a great draft and great season to all. And to Leigh a good life!

3.5 Day Hamsters...

Travishamockery Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/2

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 9/30

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/1

Crazy 88s Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/9

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/7

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/8

Turnpike Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/23

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/21

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/22

Bee League Draft

Draft Starts: Tuesday 10/27

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 10/25

Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 10/26

7 Day Hamsters...

Johnnie Walker Draft

Draft Starts: Thursday 10/1

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 9/29

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 9/30

Greatest Show Draft

Draft Starts: Saturday 10/3

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 10/1

Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 10/2

Sugar Ray Draft

Draft Starts: Thursday 10/22

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/20

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/21

Pimping the Broham's Blog

broham — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:23:00 GMT

Read the Broham's latest musings on our 2009 Summer rankings here:

http://kfba.net/cs/blogs/broham/default.aspx

Also find the answers to all your urgent questions!

Are there enough shots in Memphis now that ZBo has joined the Grizzled circus?

What are the Colonel's latest fascist designs on this great Kentucky Fried nation?

Draft Lottery

leigh — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:38:00 GMT

I can't say it any better than I did back in 2006:

Decisions, decisions. This time of year we are faced with some hard ones. Watch the NBA finals live and TiVo the National Spelling Bee? Or watch the Bee live and flip to the game on commercials. Should I trade my late fourth round pick now or wait to see what I get in the fifth? Do I sign with Texas or go for more money back east? If these are the issues you've been losing sleep over, we also have a major announcement, Roger Clemens.

The 2006-07 2009-10 Kentucky Fried draft lottery is under way! Picks are scrolling by on the KFBA.NET lotto ticker right now!

Our annual draft lottery celebration is legendary. We were lucky enough to have Ms. Anna Ova picking the lottery balls again this year. As she selects each pick, the wonders of technology make that pick instantly tradable. Relive the moments as told by Schottsie in our latest article, Lottorific '06.

Remember, this year we assigned picks in the top four rounds based on your team's performance. Round one was determined by the post-season, with the second round mirroring the first. Round three was based on your regular season ranking, with the fourth round mirroring the third. Round five is just dumb luck. Make sense? Who cares! There are picks to trade. Get on the website and check it out.

-leigh

Minister of Defense

Kentucky Fried Basketball Association

Congrats to the 2009 Kentucky Fried World Champions!

broham — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:49:00 GMT

2009 Original Recipe Champions:

The Northhampton Nittany Nerds (mike)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=1

This is Northhampton's 1st OR title. They become the 8th team to win the coveted championship. Their win over the NY Schottsies gives the KeyStoner conference a 6-4 lifetime edge over the Empire.

2009 B-League Champions:

Chicago Rattlers (dlbass)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=8

With their win over the St Louis Tigers, the Chicago Rattlers put dlbass on the coveted OR entry list - prime position for an OR invite the next time there is an opening.

2009 Greatest Show Champions:

Manteno Jake-a-moles (dierich88)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=10

The Manteno Jake-a-moles take down the 2-time champion Oinktown Flying Pigs in a nail biter, earning the Western Conference its 2nd consecutive title.

2009 Turnpike Champions:

The Joker's Ha-Hacienda (aztecs00)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=12

The Joker's victory evens up the Turnpike all-time interconference record at 3 wins a piece.

2009 Sugar Ray Champions:

The Brookline Gunslingers (green17)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=16

And in his 6th season, green17 finally gets his Sugar Ray title. (His 1st since he blew away the competition in the original Money League 5 years ago.) Congrats Green17!!!

2009 Johnnie Walker All-Star Champions:

Geneva Haters (younggod)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=101

Younggod's Haters defeated the San Diego Chicken in the tight finals matchup of the league that ranked 2nd overall last season (and has placed in the top 3, three years running.) This was rdr's 2nd finals loss in the J-Dub.

2009 Travishamockery Champions:

Mastodon Farm (broham)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=102

Mr. Mastodon Farm trounced their way to a 2nd title (the 4th for the Apple conference) in the first league to ever employ the top ranked Lock.

2009 Crazy 88 Champions:

Glasgow Eagles (mrobison)

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueHistory.aspx?LeagueID=116

A 40 point drubbing of the Buenos Aires Suns in the Crazy 88 Finals does mrobison's Eagle franchise proud.

Note that league histories and all-time records have been updated to include the 2009 season.

Waiver Wire Open for All Available Players

leigh — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:10:00 GMT

Restricted free agents are now available for transactions.

Sixteenth Round

leigh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:56:00 GMT

Pick times have been posted for the sixteenth round, starting this Wednesday.

Fifteenth Round

leigh — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 18:01:00 GMT

The first 2009 season supplemental draft round begins on Thanksgiving Day. Pick times (EST) are posted on the draft board.

Preseason Week Begins

leigh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Schedules are posted and rosters are set.

Farm Fresh No Keeper League

broham — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:58:00 GMT

Would there be interest if we opened a new league sans Keepers?

It would be like have a new league every year...

Don't call it a comeback!

broham — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:55:00 GMT

GMs from the B-League banded together, started a movement and managed to get the league filled and ready to flow.

Bee League Draft

Draft Starts: Tuesday 10/28

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 10/26

Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 10/27

Draft dates and times and trade blackouts, oh my!

broham — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:39:00 GMT

Please see below, the highly anticipated 2008 KFBA Draft Date guide:

Johnnie Walker

Draft Starts: Thursday 9/25

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 9/23

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 9/24

Greatest Show

Draft Starts: Saturday 9/27

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 9/25

Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 9/26

Travishamockery

Draft Starts: Friday 10/10

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/8

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/9

Crazy 88s

Draft Starts: Friday 10/17

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/15

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/16

Sugar Ray

Draft Starts: Thursday 10/23

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/21

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/22

Turnpike

Draft Starts: Friday 10/24

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/22

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/23

Message Board Upgraded

leigh — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:08:00 GMT

After a brief period of downtime last night, I'm happy to announce the successful upgrade to Community Server 2008 SP1.