I can't say it any better than I did back in 2006:

Decisions, decisions.  This time of year we are faced with some hard ones.  Watch the NBA finals live and TiVo the National Spelling Bee?  Or watch the Bee live and flip to the game on commercials.  Should I trade my late fourth round pick now or wait to see what I get in the fifth?  Do I sign with Texas or go for more money back east?  If these are the issues you've been losing sleep over, we also have a major announcement, Roger Clemens.

The 2006-07 2009-10 Kentucky Fried draft lottery is under way!  Picks are scrolling by on the KFBA.NET lotto ticker right now!

Our annual draft lottery celebration is legendary.  We were lucky enough to have Ms. Anna Ova picking the lottery balls again this year.  As she selects each pick, the wonders of technology make that pick instantly tradable.  Relive the moments as told by Schottsie in our latest article, Lottorific '06.

Remember, this year we assigned picks in the top four rounds based on your team's performance.  Round one was determined by the post-season, with the second round mirroring the first.  Round three was based on your regular season ranking, with the fourth round mirroring the third.  Round five is just dumb luck.  Make sense?  Who cares!  There are picks to trade.  Get on the website and check it out.

-leigh

 Minister of Defense

 Kentucky Fried Basketball Association