KFBA - Revolutionizing Fantasy Basketball

The Final Metaverse

The Broham honors the 2006/07 KFBA Champions and tells us whats in store for the next great season of Kentucky Fried Basketball

Around the Bucket - Playoff Spectacular

What lucky teams are fighting for Kentucky Fried championships this year? Read on to find out.

Around the Bucket - Week 16

The great Gilbert Arenas is doing his best to break into the 1.000 club this season. Read on to see what other players are vying to be selected in the first round next season.

Around the Bucket - Week 15

Baltimore misses a golden opportunity to spoil Provo's perfect season. Can anything stop the Jomegamen juggernaut now that Yao has returned?

Around the Bucket - All-Star Edition

He single handedly turned fantasy teams around the world into contenders, but Wade's devasting shoulder injury likely means the end of the of the line for his owners. There's always next season.

Around the Bucket - Week 14

The best player of Week 14? Dirk Nowitzki , who says "Tell JCPeery I'm zee best! I'm taller and I will dunk on him!"

Around the Bucket - Week 13

The Broham returns from an adventure in Holland, a little slower (and maybe a little nicer) than before. Check out his belated article on the contenders of some of the Association's oldest leagues.

More KF Articles

The Brocheese Ride Again

The Broham evaluates his team through the drunken lens of the Original Recipe draft.

Double Bonus

There are a couple more teams to watch out for in the Double Double Bonus division...

Notes from Three Drafts

Want to know what it takes to win a Kentucky Fried championship? Read on as the greatest KF player in the land explains that on his squads its .800 or bust.

mrobison's Draft Notes

With more than half of this this year's Kentucky Fried drafts complete, NBA-junkie mrobison gives the low-down on the players that have made it on to multiple of his famed Eagles squads.

Around the Bucket: Breakfast of Champions

Yeah, yeah, the article is a little late. Broham has been celebrating his two KF titles with wine, women, and oodles of crack cocaine.

Kentucky Fried Press

KFBA Now Rated M for Mature

Due to hidden sex scenes that can be unlocked through player pages, Kentucky Fried Basketball will now carry a rating of M for Mature. The American Fantasy Basketball Ratings Commission and the U.S. Congress are currently looking into whether the makers of Kentucky Fried Basketball hid the scenes to garner a more teen-friendly rating.

Olajuwon Allegedly Funds Terror

Hakeem Olajuwon's mosque was accused of funding a Middle East charity that was actually a front for the Al-Aqsa SPAM Brigade. This organization has been on federal watch lists for some time, and is suspected of hijacking the servers of anti-SPAM vendor, SpamCop.

Man Sues KFBA

"These averages go up and down, up and down all week long until I feel like I've been on a freakin roller coaster. I'm puking, convulsing, my blood pressure is rocketing."

Hill Gets Bionicized

"Grant Hill, Basketballer - a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man. Grant will be that man. Better than he was before. Stronger. Faster."

Carter Wants Less Playing Time

"I see myself as a sixth man, no wait, a relief pitcher. The kind of guy you bring in for the fourth quarter to shut down the other team. All these minutes, I feel another knee injury coming on."

Gordon Gund: The Interview

"When Boozer walked out the door, it really hit me how this is just business. I started asking around shortly thereafter to see how much I could get for the team."

KFBA Introduces Marketing Initiative

The Colonel held a press conference outside KFBA headquarters to discuss a new Kentucky Fried Initiative to expand the customer base. The Association will offer potential owners free midseason teams in hopes they become addicted to Kentucky Fried basketball.

Take a tour of the new and improved KFBA.NET!

A kick ass way to play fantasy basketball!

—Matthew Berry, The Talented Mr. Roto

Tired of the cookie-cutter fantasy basketball leagues mass produced by the big boys?
Join the intimate fantasy hoops environment of the offbeat Kentucky Fried Basketball Association.

—Brendan McGovern, Basketball Editor, About.com

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My suggestions for the KFBA

jcpeery, 45 days ago

To me, clearly things are dieing here.  I think what I am reading from the Colonel's post is that the KFBA will continue, but the boys have grown up, have other responsibilities and are no longer looking at this as a way to make money.  I think that makes a lot of sense.  However, to some extent this has meant the player base is now stagnant.  Certainly the site has gone that way.

I did a look through all of the leagues.  There are 12 leagues with 16 teams per; 192 teams overall.  Unfortunately there are only 63 owners.  Of the 63, there are probably 20 that really have a lot of teams and a few that have way too many teams (like me and Mrobinson.)  I think this has to be addressed.  The competition looks very similar in almost every league and that takes away some of the fun.  To address that let me make some suggestions:

1 - Limit the amount of teams each owner can have (should be 3-5 in my opinion.)  Let's do this ASAP and give everyone a chance to choose which 3-5 teams they want to keep.

2 - Try a couple of experimental leagues with different rules.  I have heard requests for a no-keeper league and I have requested many times a franchise player league.  There could be plenty of other variants that might be fun to try.  We could allow participation in experimental leagues to not count towards the 3-5 team max.

3 - Have this be a membership only site that grows through referals.  $30/year is about right.  Credit a member with 1/2 off for each referee that buys a membership and give the referee a 50% discount as well.  So, if I refer someone and they sign up both he and I get a 50% discount.  KFBA loses nothing.  If 2 referees join, my fee goes down to $7.50 and each of them gets their first year at $15.  I think the point is that the more owners the better for KFBA financially and the better the competition resulting in more fun for all.

4 - I love the idea of the orignal OR and B-league with a relegation system.  With 63 owners we are one owner shy of being able to fill 4 full leagues.  We could either start 4 new leagues (Premier, First Division, Second Division, Third Division) or use the oldest four leagues and make owners choose which team they want to keep and only keep one.  If we use new leagues use one of Brohams ranking methods to initially rank everyone 1-64 and place them in that way for year one.

Each year have a three up/three down relegation system.  The winner of First division chooses which relegated team they want in OR.  The third worst team in OR choses the promoted team they want in First division.  This would give owners a reason to keep fighting until the end wether they are on top or bottom.  When new members join KFBA, they would be put in a "fourth division" initially.  If there are enough new members to create the league at the beginning of the season then they will play for promotion.  If there are only say 6 new owners, the new owners will be promoted based on seniority (when they signed up). 

This would be a great benefit to membership.  A true, one team per owner system that crowns a true champion each year.  It would also give people real motivation not to tank a team by getting rid of all stars for keepers.  I think this would be a win-win-win.

Ultimately, I think with little effort, we could rejuvinate what is going on here.  I think everyone could get excited about a new relegation/promotion system.  We clearly need some contraction of regular leagues as well.  The limit on owners would do that.  We also need new blood and the referal system could do that.  Let's move forward!

2008 Surgeries...

colonel, 123 days ago

From the AP...

 

 

Chinese officials are hoping to speed NBA star Yao Ming's recovery with a secret remedy -- traditional Chinese medicine.

The Houston Rockets center underwent surgery on Monday to repair a stress fracture in his left foot. Doctors in the United States said after the surgery that he was expected to recover in time to play for China at the Beijing Olympics in August.

However, back home they're taking no chances with Yao's health.

"After the surgery, Chinese medicine will be used to help Yao Ming's recovery," Hu Jiashi, deputy director of the Chinese Basketball Association, told the Beijing News.

"We've hired medical experts to diagnose Yao Ming's condition and communicate with American doctors and we've reached agreement."

Chinese remedies are widely believed across China to be effective, usually made of herbal compounds that have been used for centuries.

Hu also urged caution.

"Yao Ming's absence from the Olympics is something nobody wants to see," Hu said. "However, we have to listen to the doctors advice. We also need to face reality. If Yao doesn't fully recovered from the injury, he can't give his best performance plus it could hurt his career."

Yao is China's best-known athlete and has contracts with several Olympic sponsors including McDonald's and Coca-Cola. He is believed to earn about $25 million alone in sponsorship deals and is being heavily marketed across China in the run-up to the Games.

 

Player Position Updates

colonel, 4 days ago

NEW CENTERS

Dwight Howard

Al Jefferson

Al Horford

Joakim Noah

Andris Biedrins

Josh Boone

 

NEW FORWARDS

Paul Pierce

Charlie Villanueva

Gerald Wallace

Ben Wallace

Rasheed Wallace

Andray Blatche

 

NEW GUARD

Rodney Carney

New players loaded...

colonel, 6 days ago

The newly drafted players are now available...  EMail the Colonel if there is an undrafted player you want added to the Kentucky Fried Universe...

Time for a Mock draft!!!!

mrobison, 70 days ago

 I'll try a solo ranking in a couple weeks if we haven't done one by then, but I don't know much about the rookies.  Figure Beasley first, probably in the late third / early fourth.  Rose close to that. 

 

But it would be better to have lots of input.

 

 

Also, I'd love to have draft picks issued (I know it usually takes into June, but I'm always eager) and trading turned on. 

2008 Final Prize Pool Rankings

broham, 60 days ago

66 players = $330 pool

Team ID ID City Mascot League GM KF Avg League KF Average LeagueAdj Prize Pool Avg
10 B Baltimore Brocheese Original Recipe broham 223.38 197.91 0.43 223.81
123 SE Skye Eagles Bleague mrobison 218.65 198.14 0.66 219.31
1256 HS Hypnotic Specters Crazy 88s trantony 217.73 197.79 0.31 218.04
1149 SD Shivan Dragons Even More Cowbell trantony 214.37 198.13 0.66 215.03
1224 AE Aberdeen Eagles Kung Fu Grip mrobison 214.53 197.65 0.17 214.71
136 JBS John Birch Society Greatest Show zzRay 213.28 198.29 0.81 214.09
1337 TW Team Willis Bob MacAdoo's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge broham 211.71 199.57 2.09 213.80
246 AE Alba Eagles Sugar Ray mrobison 212.72 198.08 0.60 213.32
1016 CH Connie Hawkins at Holcombe Rucker Park Johnnie Walker All-Stars ciwasko 212.16 198.25 0.77 212.93
1349 DD Desert Dung Bob MacAdoo's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge randrgau 210.28 199.57 2.09 212.37
110 CB California Buckeyes Bleague osupatrick 211.40 198.14 0.66 212.05
9 OR Oscar Robertson and the Crispus Attucks Tigers Original Recipe ciwasko 211.38 197.91 0.43 211.81
1155 RR Raleigh Reapers Even More Cowbell jcpeery 209.87 198.13 0.66 210.53
258 OP Osupatrick Buckeyes Sugar Ray osupatrick 208.83 198.08 0.60 209.43
1353 FB Florida Buckeyes The Big 16 osupatrick 210.24 196.13 -1.35 208.89
1011 MM Manteno Mullets Johnnie Walker All-Stars diedrich88 207.00 198.25 0.77 207.77
255 BG Brookline Gunslingers Sugar Ray green17 206.58 198.08 0.60 207.18
1357 CM Crimson Manticores The Big 16 trantony 208.20 196.13 -1.35 206.85
1022 RC Raleigh Carnies of Cary Travishamockery jcpeery 206.75 196.90 -0.58 206.17
1368 ABC A-Treat Black Cherries The Big 16 mike 206.27 196.13 -1.35 204.92
1344 CCR Carolina Crustaceans Bob MacAdoo's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge jcpeery 202.69 199.57 2.09 204.78
1356 CC Cary Carnage The Big 16 jcpeery 205.95 196.13 -1.35 204.60
201 CB Columbus Buckeyes Turnpike osupatrick 206.31 195.20 -2.28 204.03
1 K Kalamazoo Krakers Original Recipe greg 201.37 197.91 0.43 201.80
15 BK Brooklyn Brewers Original Recipe leigh 201.07 197.91 0.43 201.51
158 BF Boystown Five Greatest Show leigh 200.05 198.29 0.81 200.86
8 WV Oaksterdam Straightedges Original Recipe manuel 199.65 197.91 0.43 200.08
1020 MC Mineola Casheola Travishamockery mike 199.59 196.90 -0.58 199.01
1216 MBP Miramar Bitch Project Kung Fu Grip broham 198.61 197.65 0.17 198.78
1151 BB BangBus Yeah It's Real... Even More Cowbell prettyboycm 198.11 198.13 0.66 198.76
172 SKB Siesta Key Buckeyes Greatest Show osupatrick 197.66 198.29 0.81 198.47
3 VF Valley Forge Howler Monkeys Original Recipe colonel 198.03 197.91 0.43 198.46
1362 FTZ Fitzrovia Blue Beards The Big 16 peterg 199.55 196.13 -1.35 198.20
1218 MMRW Mad Matt's Road Warriors Kung Fu Grip mharris3 197.93 197.65 0.17 198.10
1351 SE Stockport Eagles Bob MacAdoo's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge mrobison 195.76 199.57 2.09 197.85
182 JR Jackie Robinson and the Los Angeles Red Devils Greatest Show ciwasko 196.41 198.29 0.81 197.22
1021 MM Montpelier Muskrats Travishamockery colonel 197.71 196.90 -0.58 197.13
1361 OIE Orkney Islands Eagles The Big 16 mrobison 197.77 196.13 -1.35 196.41
137 CE Caithness Eagles Greatest Show mrobison 195.59 198.29 0.81 196.39
1018 MF Mr. Mastodon Farm Travishamockery broham 196.30 196.90 -0.58 195.72
1365 EXP Expansion Team The Big 16 freelanceobgyn 196.82 196.13 -1.35 195.47
1253 Big 3 The Big Three Killed My Baby Crazy 88s broham 194.83 197.79 0.31 195.14
1367 BL Brock Landers The Big 16 rubba 195.74 196.13 -1.35 194.39
1145 JOGE John o Groats Eagles Even More Cowbell mrobison 193.18 198.13 0.66 193.84
159 WB Wrightsville Beach Sand Crabs Greatest Show jcpeery 192.29 198.29 0.81 193.10
250 HV Happy Valley Voles Sugar Ray jcpeery 192.29 198.08 0.60 192.89
231 BIG A Al Czervik's AllStars Sugar Ray rubba 192.00 198.08 0.60 192.61
133 GD Grateful Dead Bleague dabigticket 191.50 198.14 0.66 192.15
19 NN Newcastle Newts Turnpike jcpeery 193.82 195.20 -2.28 191.54
1157 PWKz Pasco Wildkatz Even More Cowbell bwbahr 190.20 198.13 0.66 190.85
1217 WCJ Windy City Jammers Kung Fu Grip aztecs00 189.87 197.65 0.17 190.04
1249 Lint Linthicum Birdmen Crazy 88s fpm 189.63 197.79 0.31 189.94
1366 EXP Minnetonka Surly Stevedores The Big 16 nostalgyk 190.37 196.13 -1.35 189.02
1364 WBF Walken's Balls of Fury The Big 16 antonio 190.34 196.13 -1.35 188.99
1027 SPIKE Mars Blackmon Travishamockery aztecs00 189.01 196.90 -0.58 188.43
1358 JE Julius Erving and the Baseline Move The Big 16 ciwasko 189.09 196.13 -1.35 187.74
1029 BRGCC Brighton Rio Grande Community College Redmen Travishamockery mrobison 188.18 196.90 -0.58 187.61
41 MM Marietta ManEaters Bleague krannou 186.60 198.14 0.66 187.26
1158 Fowl Fragrant Fowl Even More Cowbell rubba 185.76 198.13 0.66 186.42
1360 HAA Houston Alexander's Assassins The Big 16 mark 187.41 196.13 -1.35 186.06
138 ID Indianapolis Drunks Greatest Show younggod 184.71 198.29 0.81 185.52
1245 GE Glasgow Eagles Crazy 88s mrobison 183.72 197.79 0.31 184.03
1355 Mafia Italian Mafia The Big 16 leigh 175.78 196.13 -1.35 174.43
1006 SE Sterling Eagles Johnnie Walker All-Stars mrobison 167.48 198.25